Manohar Kabeer
2 min readJul 9, 2020

Miss Sleep & Her Lover : A rejected letter.

Manohar - Hi
Sleep - Hieee
Manohar - I wanted to ask something.
Sleep - Yes, love.
M - You do love me, right?
S - :( why is that even a question?
M - It wasn’t untill you said love.
S - Okkk. What is the question then?
M - Do you love me? Answer this first.
S - Ofcourse, I do.
M - How much do you know me?
S - Aaaa...perhaps well enough to be in love.
M - Tell me about myself.
S - You are sweet. You care for me. You give me time. I feel secured with you. I never feel like I had enough of you. I feel bed with you. I can sleep in your arms and you won’t judge me for my snores. :’)
M - Awwww...:’)
S - And you don’t worry about the mattress so much. You don’t worry about materialistic things like lights, fan speed or air freshner. Though you get affected by sound, you still hold me tight and keep me warm. You bash my bully - the alarm so well that I feel like kissing you like crushing grapes. You love me like nothing else except a longer me. And I can make my bed with you forever. :)
M - I feel sleepyyy. :’-)
S - :-) Now tell me why are you asking?
M - Will you agree to a proposal?
S - Depends upon how sleepy it is.
M - Let’s do the WakeFit internship together. 100 days of togetherness on the mattress we have browsed so much about. What say?
S - :) You read my heart.
M - Awesome! Good Newzzz is that I have already cleared the first round. Now they want a video resume.
S - Congratulations!
M - How should i be creative enough?
S - :) You don’t have to try. Just be yourself.
M - :( Right! As if it’s like talking to you on chat.
S - Wow! Why not? We talking to eachother is the best resume in itself for you.
M - Are you sleepy? :-p
S - Yes, I am. :-p .
M - Well, you do have a point.
S - :) I am excited.
M - Haha...so am I. Thank you love. I don’t regret falling in love with you.
S - You better not. I have plans for us. Let’s do the internship. Today is the last date.
M - Yes. See you tonight love. Take care.
S - You too. See you.

P.S. - This letter was written as an application for the Wakefit Sleeping Internship in the year 2020. The author & this letter adapted into a video were rejected.

Manohar Kabeer
Manohar Kabeer

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